Hoes from a Different Area Code

In the Book of Genesis, God tells Adam that the ground will bring forth "thorns and thistles" (Gen. 3:18) for him during the painful toil he must endure to produce food. I don't mean to make a case for the veracity of the Bible; I quote it here to demonstrate that farmers have been battling weeds for millenia. It's such an integral part of food production that the writers of the Bible included it as a major part of life outside the Garden of Eden. Man is born through pain, suffers to produce food, and returns to the dust. While it may seem strange or trivial, weeds contribute more than their fair share of this pain down at Mighty Food, and we spend much of our time dealing with them.

So what is a weed? We all grew up hearing that dandelions are weeds, but, if my upbringing is any indication of the whole, no one ever told us what makes a plant a weed. The simple answer is: location. A plant is only a weed if it's growing where you don't want it to, particularly if it's hindering another plant's growth. This makes some of the parsnips in Mighty Food's parsnip bed weeds. If two parsnips grow too close together, neither plant will have room to grow, so we comb through the bed and pull some of them out to make sure they all have some wiggle room. This is weeding just as much as pulling out pigweed is.

Horsenettle

My very least favorite weed is horsenettle, which is a member of the solanaceae (or nightshade) family, the same family as tomatoes, potatoes, peppers, eggplants, and tobacco. The spines you see in the picture not only cover its stalk, but also make an appearance on the underside of the leaves. Unlike the spines on a squash or cucumber plant, these are very hard, and dig into the skin with the slightest pressure, which has earned it the nicknames 'the Devil's tomato,' and 'the apple of Sodom' (which is oddly relevant to Genesis' thistles). The only way to pull out the plant without touching the spines is to grip it by the part of the stalk that is below ground, which can be difficult. Normally, I just use pliers or plant clippers to cut it down, but one may also use gloves.

Like the horsenettle, weeds like lamb's quarters, grasses, and milkweed crop up seemingly out of nowhere. Their seeds can fly in on the wind, lay dormant in a field until it is tilled, or come directly from a mature plant. Horsenettle can even grow from rhizomes, horizontal roots that send out shoots, creating genetically identical plants close to the parent plant. However they find their way to our fields, they take full advantage of the fertilized soil we provide for the crops, sometimes growing taller than the crops themselves. In doing so, they steal nutrients from the soil that our crops would have otherwise used to grow new stalks or fruits, and they block out the sun, preventing our crops from converting its energy into sugars they can use. Simply put, the more weeds we have, the smaller and fewer our crops are, so we lose money. We have no choice but to kill weeds whenever possible.

As much as I like dead weeds, these were killed with a chemical that does damage to the planet.

Starting around the 1940s, the above picture became quite common. This is when herbicides, chemicals designed to kill certain plants but spare others, came into common use. Unfortunately, most farmers continue to use them today. If the vegetables in your refrigerator came from a supermarket, you can bet they have been exposed to a number of chemicals used to kill weeds and insects. Of course, herbicides are the fastest, cheapest way to manage weeds, which contributes to low food prices at supermarkets. However, they can be very harmful to humans and animals. Agent Orange, for example, was a defoliant (leaf-killer) used during the Vietnam War to kill jungle, making it easier for U.S. forces to track Vietcong. However, it has been linked to hundreds of thousands of birth defects in Vietnamese people.

The herbicides used on farms today don't have such radical effects, but many of them contain the same types of harmful chemicals, like dioxins, found in Agent Orange. We are only just beginning to understand herbicides' long-term effects. Defoliants used in the Mississippi River Valley ultimately wash into the Gulf of Mexico, killing algae, which reduces the food supply of local fish and increases the levels of carbon dioxide in the water (because the algae would have used it in photosynthesis and put more oxygen into the water). Fewer predatory fish and more carbon dioxide creates perfect conditions for jellyfish, creating a very unbalanced proportion of fish to jellies, and limits human access to fish. In my opinion, it is always safer to avoid using chemicals when possible, because we will probably never fully understand the effects of the chemicals we use daily in bug sprays, weed killers, shampoos and soaps, and industry.

*Not a torture device*

So, to avoid using chemicals, we at Mighty Food Farm use shovels, hoes, and our hands to kill weeds. We generally weed a bed in three stages. First, my employer Lisa will drive through over the bed on 'the G,' a little tractor, with cultivating shovels attached to the back. These shovels are positioned to dig through the soil on either side of the plants, which tears up weeds and aerates the soil (mixes it up so that oxygen and nutrients in the uppermost layer go down next to the plants' roots). Our cultivator is much smaller than the one in the picture above, but they do the same job. I don't like how much we rely on tractors at Mighty Food. They substitute chemicals in the water for chemicals into the air, which ultimately raise CO2 levels in the oceans and produce the same Jellyfish Effect anyway. However, without them, we would need many more employees or horses to till the soil, which would make our food much more expensive.


Next, we bust out the hoes that give this post its title. Farm implements come in many shapes and sizes, and they're almost all made to dig and turn soil in different ways. I'm sure when I said "hoe," you thought of this type of tool, though, since it's the most commonly used 'hoe' in the United States. The hoes we use, pictured at left with the nice, marbled background, are made by Dewit in Holland. They have four blades, which allow us to push and pull them just under the surface of the soil comfortably. So, we use them to get closer to the plants than the cultivator can, and we can even kill some of the weeds between two of the plants in a row. I love these hoes. We've spent entire days just hoeing, and although it takes a toll on my arm muscles (I am getting ripped, though), they're super comfortable to use, and they just tear through the dirt and rip up anything you want, including grasses, which have very deep, firm roots. Those blades can bite you in the ass, though, in every sense of the phrase. They're very quick to cut through the stalk of a plant or to poke holes in the plastic sheets we use to cover some of the plant beds. That's bad (no duh), so we have to be very careful using them. Most of the time we have to move on to phase three of our weeding protocol before we're done.

Phase three? Good, old-fashioned hand weeding. I've spent many an afternoon crawling through the carrot field, pulling out all the little weeds that grow close to the plants. It's hard, dirty work. Not only are there numerous spiny weeds, but you can burn your knees on the hot soil or rub them raw on the rocks that litter the fields. Your fingers get beat up, and the sun just beats down on you mercilessly. Because of all this, I can understand Genesis' reference to weeding as the painful toil of life, but I love doing it. Almost nothing on the farm is as beautiful as a freshly weeded row of crops, and it's especially good to know that we do all of that work safely, and by the sweat of our brows. We don't subject our plants to any poisons which would ultimately make it into the air, the oceans, and your body, which will allow future generations of people to fight the good fight with the thorns and thistles of the field.

Sweaty, tired, and happy,
The Regular Farmer